when your ear finally unpops and everything is in HD and you start hearing things you’ve never heard before
[cries but also keeps eyeliner intact]
Sir, do you know why we pulled you over?
the dude who kicked in the windshield, also backflipped off the hood of the car. you know he’s waited his entire career to bust out those moves.
I would like to enroll in whatever kickass class he had.
don’t forget the guy punches the window glass with his bear fist!
This is the most badass thing I have ever and will ever see.
my cat needs to lighten thE FU CK UP IT’S CHRISTMAS Y OU BITCH
hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe
The two biggest fuckin liars on television